Labeling Up!
Posted: 26 Feb 2003, 12:32
I wish to lobby the motion before the house, that I deserve to have some strange label under my name in the forums too!! 
It is my belief, and I am sure there are those who will testify to this
, that I have efficiently disposed of sufficient "potential threats" as they have peered round the corner at us, to help our cause. This act was a selfish one, only considering my own safety, giving no thought to that of my buddies and undertaking this callous act so swiftly as to warrant applause from those who witnessed it, and with such extreme prejudice that no-one dare say anything nasty to me about it, lest they be next.
Can you make it something along the lines of my ability to perform as per the last paragraph - thankyou!
Moral:
Never run towards (which includes the act of jumping round corners) Kodiak with a weapon in your hand . . . . . .
(Especially your own!! Which would be considered SO hostile as to be GAY & WRONG!)
unless you are expecting to be "slotted" or "double-tapped".
Suggestions:
For the foolhardy; some suggestions - open fire in my direction first - I am only thinking of my own safety and am more than likely to hide behind something (until I know where you are!
).
Run in a zig-zagging pattern - I'll still get you, but I'll probably have used up a whole magazine, so I'll probably be inconvenienced later in the mission if I survive long enough to get to that situation of being low on ammo. :roll:
It is my belief, and I am sure there are those who will testify to this
, that I have efficiently disposed of sufficient "potential threats" as they have peered round the corner at us, to help our cause. This act was a selfish one, only considering my own safety, giving no thought to that of my buddies and undertaking this callous act so swiftly as to warrant applause from those who witnessed it, and with such extreme prejudice that no-one dare say anything nasty to me about it, lest they be next.Can you make it something along the lines of my ability to perform as per the last paragraph - thankyou!
Moral:
Never run towards (which includes the act of jumping round corners) Kodiak with a weapon in your hand . . . . . .
(Especially your own!! Which would be considered SO hostile as to be GAY & WRONG!)
unless you are expecting to be "slotted" or "double-tapped".
Suggestions:
For the foolhardy; some suggestions - open fire in my direction first - I am only thinking of my own safety and am more than likely to hide behind something (until I know where you are!
).Run in a zig-zagging pattern - I'll still get you, but I'll probably have used up a whole magazine, so I'll probably be inconvenienced later in the mission if I survive long enough to get to that situation of being low on ammo. :roll:
