Happy B-day Sabre!
Posted: 05 Apr 2003, 08:37
Happy Birthday to gal so fond of shooting me.
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Posted: 05 Apr 2003, 11:33
hhhhhaaaaaappppyyyyy birthday!
hi
Posted: 05 Apr 2003, 14:53
Happy b-day 
Awwww... thanks guys
Posted: 05 Apr 2003, 18:15
Very nice of you all. I can't tell you how happy I am to be celebrating another birthday. :lol:
Anyway... it's been another long night on the war front. Our troops kick ass! I hope they all come home safe. The following is a message from one of our troops to Saddam:
Dear Terrorists:
I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. I was the first in many generations to attend college.
I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. I do it because I feel it is important to give back to a nation which has given so much to me. I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable. My government has spent millions to train me to fly these multi-million dollar aircraft.
I like baseball, but think the players make too much money. I am in awe of firemen and policemen and what they do each day for my community, and like teachers, they just don't get paid enough. I respect my elders and always use sir or ma'am when addressing a stranger. I'm not sure about kids these days, but I think that's normal for every generation. I voted for George Bush be-cause I like him. I think I made a pretty good choice.
I tell you all this because when I come for you, I want you to know me. I won't be hiding behind a woman or a child. I won't be disguised or pretending to be something I am not. I will be flying a navy aircraft clearly marked as a US warplane. I wish we could meet up close in a small room where I could wrap my hands around your throat and slowly squeeze the life out of you, but unfortunately, you're hiding in a hole in the ground, so we will have to do this a different way.
I want you to also know that I am very good at what I do. I can put a 2,000 lb weapon through a window from 10,000 feet up. I generally only fly at night, so you may want to start sleeping during the day. I am not eager to die for my country, but I am willing to sacrifice my life to protect it from animals like you. I will do everything in my power to ensure no civilians are hurt as I take aim at you.
My countrymen are a forgiving bunch. Many are already forgetting what you did on Sept 11th. But I will not forget, and my President will not forget. I am coming. I hope you know me a little bit better, see you soon...sleep tight.
Signed
A U.S. Navy Pilot
Anyway... it's been another long night on the war front. Our troops kick ass! I hope they all come home safe. The following is a message from one of our troops to Saddam:
Dear Terrorists:
I am a Navy Aviator. I was born and raised in a small town in New England. I come from a family of five. I was raised in a middle class home and taught my values by my mother and father. My dad worked a series of jobs in finance and my mom took care of us kids. I was the first in many generations to attend college.
I have flown Naval aircraft for 16 years. I do it because I feel it is important to give back to a nation which has given so much to me. I do it because, although I will never be rich, my family will be comfortable. My government has spent millions to train me to fly these multi-million dollar aircraft.
I like baseball, but think the players make too much money. I am in awe of firemen and policemen and what they do each day for my community, and like teachers, they just don't get paid enough. I respect my elders and always use sir or ma'am when addressing a stranger. I'm not sure about kids these days, but I think that's normal for every generation. I voted for George Bush be-cause I like him. I think I made a pretty good choice.
I tell you all this because when I come for you, I want you to know me. I won't be hiding behind a woman or a child. I won't be disguised or pretending to be something I am not. I will be flying a navy aircraft clearly marked as a US warplane. I wish we could meet up close in a small room where I could wrap my hands around your throat and slowly squeeze the life out of you, but unfortunately, you're hiding in a hole in the ground, so we will have to do this a different way.
I want you to also know that I am very good at what I do. I can put a 2,000 lb weapon through a window from 10,000 feet up. I generally only fly at night, so you may want to start sleeping during the day. I am not eager to die for my country, but I am willing to sacrifice my life to protect it from animals like you. I will do everything in my power to ensure no civilians are hurt as I take aim at you.
My countrymen are a forgiving bunch. Many are already forgetting what you did on Sept 11th. But I will not forget, and my President will not forget. I am coming. I hope you know me a little bit better, see you soon...sleep tight.
Signed
A U.S. Navy Pilot
Happy B-Day
Posted: 05 Apr 2003, 22:29
Happy Birthday Mrs. Grifter. They just seem to come along faster and faster as you get older. Enjoy your young age while you can.