The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Posted: 31 Mar 2008, 21:07
*50° Fahrenheit (10° C)*
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.
*40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)*
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.
*35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)*
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down
*32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)*
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.
*0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)*
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
*-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)*
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.
*-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)*
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
*-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)*
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
*-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)*
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
*-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)*
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
*-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)*
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.
*40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)*
* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.
*35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)*
* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down
*32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)*
* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.
*0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)*
* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
*-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)*
* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.
*-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)*
* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
*-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)*
* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
*-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)*
* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
*-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)*
* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
*-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)*
* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.