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Posted: 02 Feb 2002, 21:00
by Hammer
Say, does anyone have the codes translated so we can understand Glas? :grin:!

Posted: 02 Feb 2002, 23:55
by GlasgowCelts
What about Japanese Steel.....we can get Kas to make that universal ELH language lol then you got double trouble.....<Scots tongue speaking Japanese lingo.....hmmmmmmm> :smile:

Glas

Posted: 03 Feb 2002, 09:38
by Hammer
OMG! I give up...!!! :smile:

Posted: 03 Feb 2002, 17:01
by Mooseman
Wise move steel....i mean, i probably live closest to Glas (relatively speaking of course, as i live in the midlands, and i believe the rest of the 151 are from down south, or 'foreign parts'), and even i struggle to understand the highland gibberish he spouts at times :....tho i am getting better....i have a very scottish lecturer, as well as an Irish one, who teach me Modern Theology and Celtic Christianity respectively....bit of a linguistic revalation!!

Posted: 03 Feb 2002, 19:42
by Featherhorse
Yeah, and some of the regional dialects round here bouts are damn near impossible to understand as well.
No, I don't talk funny. I just mumble.

Posted: 04 Feb 2002, 09:09
by ELH~Lancer
Moose you just got the hump with Glas cos he has your Coach :razz:

Posted: 04 Feb 2002, 16:38
by Mooseman
ermm......yeah, so? :smile: he also poached Neil Lennon, who was one of our better players...the whole thing has led to the current decline of LCFC...that and the contributions of one Peter Yaylor

Posted: 04 Feb 2002, 22:20
by ELH~Lancer
You will look good in the 1st Division next year tho. Something to look forward to :smile:

Posted: 05 Feb 2002, 16:21
by Mooseman
Yeah..the positive way of looking at our imminent relegation is that it might motivate some of the players to actually do sometihng other than faff around on the pitch...particularly that Ade Akinbiyi....bloody useless :sad:

Posted: 06 Feb 2002, 12:03
by Featherhorse
Careful where you step boys.
Darkhorse went there and is still scraping his boots. Let's calm things down before somebody resorts to racial invectives, or somebodies posts really get deleted by the admin.

Posted: 06 Feb 2002, 13:15
by GlasgowCelts
Dont worry Feather, its just a phase CAM goes through......i guess he thinks he is Old MacDonald or something with all this farmyard talk, or maybe he is just speaking from experience.......hmmmmmmm :roll:

Just j/k Cam, i know your fetish is more bovine orientated :razz:

Btw while we are on this somewhat dubious subject.....a story in the papers last week in Scotland was telling how a train full of ppl stopped at a junction, and caught a guy in a field giving a goat one. They promptly jumped off the train and gave the guy a severe beating.....before phoning the Police. A psychologist told the court the goat suffered no obvious ill effects after its ordeal........i believe the guy was hospitalised for some time tho (and is probs sectioned in a psychiatric unit right now)
CAM, i am watching you......... :razz:

Posted: 06 Feb 2002, 13:25
by ELH~Lancer
A few years ago police were called by a famer who suspected rustlers. As it was a large area the helicopter was called. And...yep you guessed it :smile: in the light of umpty zillion candles was caught some sad, sick, soul and his sheep.

Posted: 06 Feb 2002, 14:43
by Featherhorse
Pick one

1. What y'all didn't know, was that all was cleared up when the pervert stated he was under doctors orders.
It seems that he had developed some sever psoriasis "down there". The doctor had advised him against marital relations with the Mrs, and to keep it warm and moist.

2. So THAT'S where they get udder cream from!

3. He was a student at the local Veterinary College. Some upper classmen told him it was an "Animal Husbandry" credit.

4. It's what all the cool butt-sniffing league admins are doing on prom night.

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