BTW, some of them are English or UK based so not my fault if you havent a clue who they are :razz:
David Ginola
Vagina dildo
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Teddy Sheringham
Teddy Minge rash
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Ossie Ardiles
Arse is soiled
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Diego Maradona
O dear, I'm a gonad
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Tony Blair PM
I'm Tory plan B
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Virginia Bottomley
I'm an evil Tory bigot
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Michael Heseltine
Elect him, he's alien
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David Mellor
Dildo marvel
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Dame Agatha Christie
I am a right death case
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The Metropolitan Police Force
I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop
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Benson and Hedges
NHS been a godsend
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Selina Scott
Elastic snot
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Mel Gibson
Big melons
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Gloria Estefan
Large fat noise
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Martina Navratilova
Variant rival to a man
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Gabriela Sabatini
Insatiable airbag
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome
O my terrible drains below
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Evangelist
Evil's Agent
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Desperation
A Rope Ends It
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The Morse Code
Here Come Dots
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Mother-in-law
Woman Hitler
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A Decimal Point
I'm a Dot in Place
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Eleven plus two
Twelve plus one
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President Clinton, of the USA
To copulate, he finds interns
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And a final one ....
Motorway Service Station
I eat coronary vomit stews