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Posted: 19 Apr 2002, 11:25
by GlasgowCelts
Just as it says, some anagrams that might raise a chuckle or two :smile:
BTW, some of them are English or UK based so not my fault if you havent a clue who they are :razz:


David Ginola
Vagina dildo



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Teddy Sheringham

Teddy Minge rash



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Ossie Ardiles

Arse is soiled



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Diego Maradona
O dear, I'm a gonad



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Tony Blair PM
I'm Tory plan B



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Virginia Bottomley

I'm an evil Tory bigot



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Michael Heseltine

Elect him, he's alien



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David Mellor

Dildo marvel



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Dame Agatha Christie
I am a right death case



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The Metropolitan Police Force
I'm fellatio, the erect porno cop



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Benson and Hedges
NHS been a godsend



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Selina Scott
Elastic snot



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Mel Gibson
Big melons



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Gloria Estefan

Large fat noise



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Martina Navratilova
Variant rival to a man



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Gabriela Sabatini

Insatiable airbag



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Irritable Bowel Syndrome
O my terrible drains below



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Evangelist
Evil's Agent



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Desperation
A Rope Ends It



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The Morse Code
Here Come Dots



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Mother-in-law
Woman Hitler



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A Decimal Point

I'm a Dot in Place



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Eleven plus two
Twelve plus one



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President Clinton, of the USA
To copulate, he finds interns



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And a final one ....

Motorway Service Station
I eat coronary vomit stews

Posted: 19 Apr 2002, 14:41
by Featherhorse
Oh God, don't tell me I'm rubbing off on people.