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We need to recruit this guy.

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 15:55
by Featherhorse
Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

Link http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

:salut: :gulp: :drink_bud :salut:

Yeah, I'm still around,
Fethr

Posted: 28 Jan 2005, 20:04
by Falker
Thanks for the post and joke Fether :P



I’ve been thinking of posting some joke’s here for the last week and one half now. Nothing better to do mate. I hope Lancer comes back here sooner or later. He was one of the zany ones to post here now and again. C-Ya


Oh and ya .. I was thinking that this unit needs to recruit more. Maybe the command staff will note that on their chalk board. Please do . :) We need PPL in here to talk to too . :P.......... :rockin: ............ :gulp: ............ :drink_bud


I'll be waiting...... :pcorn

Posted: 29 Jan 2005, 17:48
by Mooseman
Trust me, you don't want Lancer posting here....he's going through one of his delusional periods since he hit command rank 4 in planetside......the horror!!!!



:D

Posted: 04 Feb 2005, 09:55
by Malin
Mooseman wrote:Trust me, you don't want Lancer posting here....he's going through one of his delusional periods since he hit command rank 4 in planetside......the horror!!!!



:D
LOL, even I've heard about this and I'm Vanu :)

Mal

Posted: 04 Feb 2005, 09:55
by Malin
Actually TR don't seem to be doing to bad latley, been on the recieving end of a couple of your Zergs lately and I saw Wizard on Esamir last night.


Mal

Posted: 04 Feb 2005, 14:14
by Mooseman
The problem we have is our CR5's....as soon as we get a foothold on a contintent, they recall us to somewhere else.

Wankers!!!