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Here ya go:

http://www.allanhanbury.netfirms.com/atcfunnies.htm

Thanx for that - brought a chuckle or two to these cheeks! I can certainly appreciate some of the stuff in there, it does make you wonder sometimes if they should be in control of an aircraft in the first place, heh?

LOL. What is the standard corn field landing procedure?

ummm...with the rows. that way the corn stalks damage only set areas on your leading edges instead of all of it, and your landing gear will not be collapsed by the furrows when you do touch down - provided of course you can keep it straight in the furrows...!

I knew someone would have an answer to that question. hahahahahah.

I don't think Cesnas carry ejection seats, but that would be cool if you did have one installed. I can still smell the glue drying on those things.