Just thought you guys would like to see next year's Cincinnati Bengal's schedule. I think they play in the NFL, but I am not sure. They were just voted the worst franchise in all of pro sports - I think 118 out of 118.
> September 15 Norwood Jr. High School
> September 22 Cub Scout Troop 121
> September 29 Cincinnati Academy for the Blind
> October 6 Spanish American War Veterans
> October 13 Oakley Disabled Children's Home
> October 20 Drake Long Term State Rehabilation Hospital
> November 3 Ohio VP Clinic Post #3
> November 10 Cincinnati Boy's Choir
> November 17 Korean Amputees
>
> Special Monday Night Game:
> December 9 Utopia Gay Boys
>
> RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR
> 1. When playing polio patients, Bengals must NOT disconnect knee
> braces.
> 2. When playing the Blind Academy, Bengals must not hide the
> football under jerseys.
>
> RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR
> 1. A touchdown (this means when the ball is carried over the goal
> line, for all Bengals fans who have never seen this one) is still worth 6 points.
> 2. The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
> 3. The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band members at
> any time during the course of a game.
> 4. The Bengals will be allowed 10 time outs as opposed to 3 for the
> opposing team.
> 5. The Bengals will be awarded a first down for each gain of 3
> yards or more.
>
> NAME CHANGE
> The Bengal's name will be changed to the Paul Brown Tampons asrffiey are'
> only good for one period and have no second string.
>
> PLAYER CHANGE
> The new quarterback will be Monica Lewinsky. She no doubt will blow
> a few, but she won't choke on the big ones.
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