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Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » 02 Feb 2002, 21:00

Say, does anyone have the codes translated so we can understand Glas?

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GlasgowCelts · Post by **GlasgowCelts** » 02 Feb 2002, 23:55

What about Japanese Steel.....we can get Kas to make that universal ELH language lol then you got double trouble.....<Scots tongue speaking Japanese lingo.....hmmmmmmm>

Glas

Hammer · Post by **Hammer** » 03 Feb 2002, 09:38

OMG! I give up...!!!

Mooseman · Post by **Mooseman** » 03 Feb 2002, 17:01

Wise move steel....i mean, i probably live closest to Glas (relatively speaking of course, as i live in the midlands, and i believe the rest of the 151 are from down south, or 'foreign parts'), and even i struggle to understand the highland gibberish he spouts at times :....tho i am getting better....i have a very scottish lecturer, as well as an Irish one, who teach me Modern Theology and Celtic Christianity respectively....bit of a linguistic revalation!!

Featherhorse · Post by **Featherhorse** » 03 Feb 2002, 19:42

Yeah, and some of the regional dialects round here bouts are damn near impossible to understand as well.
No, I don't talk funny. I just mumble.

ELH~Lancer · Post by **ELH~Lancer** » 04 Feb 2002, 09:09

Moose you just got the hump with Glas cos he has your Coach :razz:

Mooseman · Post by **Mooseman** » 04 Feb 2002, 16:38

ermm......yeah, so?

he also poached Neil Lennon, who was one of our better players...the whole thing has led to the current decline of LCFC...that and the contributions of one Peter Yaylor

ELH~Lancer · Post by **ELH~Lancer** » 04 Feb 2002, 22:20

You will look good in the 1st Division next year tho. Something to look forward to

Mooseman · Post by **Mooseman** » 05 Feb 2002, 16:21

Yeah..the positive way of looking at our imminent relegation is that it might motivate some of the players to actually do sometihng other than faff around on the pitch...particularly that Ade Akinbiyi....bloody useless :sad:

Featherhorse · Post by **Featherhorse** » 06 Feb 2002, 12:03

Careful where you step boys.
Darkhorse went there and is still scraping his boots. Let's calm things down before somebody resorts to racial invectives, or somebodies posts really get deleted by the admin.

GlasgowCelts · Post by **GlasgowCelts** » 06 Feb 2002, 13:15

Dont worry Feather, its just a phase CAM goes through......i guess he thinks he is Old MacDonald or something with all this farmyard talk, or maybe he is just speaking from experience.......hmmmmmmm :roll:

Just j/k Cam, i know your fetish is more bovine orientated :razz:

Btw while we are on this somewhat dubious subject.....a story in the papers last week in Scotland was telling how a train full of ppl stopped at a junction, and caught a guy in a field giving a goat one. They promptly jumped off the train and gave the guy a severe beating.....before phoning the Police. A psychologist told the court the goat suffered no obvious ill effects after its ordeal........i believe the guy was hospitalised for some time tho (and is probs sectioned in a psychiatric unit right now)
CAM, i am watching you......... :razz:

ELH~Lancer · Post by **ELH~Lancer** » 06 Feb 2002, 13:25

A few years ago police were called by a famer who suspected rustlers. As it was a large area the helicopter was called. And...yep you guessed it

in the light of umpty zillion candles was caught some sad, sick, soul and his sheep.

Featherhorse · Post by **Featherhorse** » 06 Feb 2002, 14:43

Pick one

1. What y'all didn't know, was that all was cleared up when the pervert stated he was under doctors orders.
It seems that he had developed some sever psoriasis "down there". The doctor had advised him against marital relations with the Mrs, and to keep it warm and moist.

2. So THAT'S where they get udder cream from!

3. He was a student at the local Veterinary College. Some upper classmen told him it was an "Animal Husbandry" credit.

4. It's what all the cool butt-sniffing league admins are doing on prom night.

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