Talk to Sir Death or Hound 5150. They built my new rig and next week are building Hondo a new one also. Very fair pricing and kick ass hardware to boot.
Could you stick it in one of those ballon thingies and stick it up your... ?
No, I guess that wouldn't work. It's an absurdity.
The dogs might not smell it, but the power cord hanging out would be a dead give away.