Doc shoulda had a poll on this one.
A. Valet parking for lousy tippers.
B. Dude! Where's my car?
C. Y'know? Once Jesse James gets all that frustration outta his system, he's a really swell guy.
D. What'ya mean, roll down the windows? You wanted ventilation, YOU F**KIN GOT IT!
I WANT ONE!!
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Featherhorse
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Tach Deneva
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I ran across a news report the other day about a place in Nevada, kinda like those places where people go to hunt captive animals, but at THIS place, men use paintball guns to shoot at nekkid wimmin. Well, they're not completely nekkid. They wear tennis shoes.Featherhorse wrote:Did I miss the nekkid wimmin?!
One guy was bragging about how he got the one with the biggest rack.
TD
"Shoo! Shoo! Go away! Oh God, he's got a monkey." -- Ms Purple
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Featherhorse
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Buffalo Six
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10 to 15 k to shoot.....the crack hoes...er..women get 1000 bucks if they get shot, and 2500 if they "survive"
Some meathaed from Germany (why is it that lots of the sickos come from Germany?) paid $25,000 for a "Big game shoot"
pretty disgusting if you ask me......save the $9500 and get a damn full service lap dance.
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Some meathaed from Germany (why is it that lots of the sickos come from Germany?) paid $25,000 for a "Big game shoot"
pretty disgusting if you ask me......save the $9500 and get a damn full service lap dance.
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Tach Deneva
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That would get ya a nice 1956 Gibson Les Paul Goldtop with change leftover for a Marshall stack. Or, if ya got *real* lucky, ya might score a decent 1957 Les Paul Goldtop. Woo woo! Or, you could buy maybe THREE 1961-1963 Les Paul/SG Standards - but the prices on these are going up every day, so don't wait too long. Or ya could make a downpayment on a 1959 Les Paul Standard, and only owe another $60K to $120K on it depending on how much flame there is on the top and how 'clean' it is.Buffalo Six wrote: $25,000
If ya'd bought a 59 Les Paul in 1959, it woulda cost less than $300. Don't ya feel silly for not buying one THEN?
TD
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Featherhorse
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OK, I found what I saw originally. I am posting it for those of you who missed it the first time around, and didn't enjoy the naked women or whatever had been substituted for this.
http://videos.imolas4.com/zerin/gun.wmv
Enjoy!
Fethr
http://videos.imolas4.com/zerin/gun.wmv
Enjoy!
Fethr
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BlackHawk*K
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I might have been able to fix that Car before they pulled out the shredder. : )
I know how they feel when it comes to a pain in the neck POS car. If it were up to me tho me ,.. I think they should have planted some C4 in the engine compartment for the finale finally. God knows how I’ll felt like blowing up a couple few cars at one time or another myself : )
LOL @ BH : ) We have some of that Road Rage down here man. I read about it in the Sunday Paper all the time. It’s becoming a real problem for the law enforcement in a few areas. People are using Guns , Harsh Language and their own vehicles for some road rage. There is also some other folk shooting from either the over pass or the side of the freeways. They use BB’s , Paint , or real guns bullets to shoot vehicles with. Once in a while I’ll drive out that way and end up in some bad areas , but not too often,.
When I picked up my Maxima from down town LA , I was ready to run over the first person that pulled a gun on me. This guy that showed me the car said he couldn’t find the title for the it and told me to hold on. I was out in my truck in some back ally to a real bad neighborhood with several hundred dollars on hand , I just waiting for him looking around . I must have waited for over 20 minutes and saw several people that looked like they were packing some heat as they waked by. One Latino who wore a hood over his head and had his hands in bulging pockets looked like trouble to me. I decided to pull my truck around to where I could make a quick get-away if some shit went down.. I was just about to call it quits and bail the hell out of there when the guy for the car I was going to buy finally came back. Whew : ) It’s rough down here in some parts man . I’d hate to be a Vehicle Reposition man in LA . They couldn’t pay me enough. : )
I know how they feel when it comes to a pain in the neck POS car. If it were up to me tho me ,.. I think they should have planted some C4 in the engine compartment for the finale finally. God knows how I’ll felt like blowing up a couple few cars at one time or another myself : )
LOL @ BH : ) We have some of that Road Rage down here man. I read about it in the Sunday Paper all the time. It’s becoming a real problem for the law enforcement in a few areas. People are using Guns , Harsh Language and their own vehicles for some road rage. There is also some other folk shooting from either the over pass or the side of the freeways. They use BB’s , Paint , or real guns bullets to shoot vehicles with. Once in a while I’ll drive out that way and end up in some bad areas , but not too often,.
When I picked up my Maxima from down town LA , I was ready to run over the first person that pulled a gun on me. This guy that showed me the car said he couldn’t find the title for the it and told me to hold on. I was out in my truck in some back ally to a real bad neighborhood with several hundred dollars on hand , I just waiting for him looking around . I must have waited for over 20 minutes and saw several people that looked like they were packing some heat as they waked by. One Latino who wore a hood over his head and had his hands in bulging pockets looked like trouble to me. I decided to pull my truck around to where I could make a quick get-away if some shit went down.. I was just about to call it quits and bail the hell out of there when the guy for the car I was going to buy finally came back. Whew : ) It’s rough down here in some parts man . I’d hate to be a Vehicle Reposition man in LA . They couldn’t pay me enough. : )
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BlackHawk*K
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yea there are places like that up at portland that a full grown man fears he will either get robbed, shot or raped... however it would most likly be all three.... lol why i usualy hang out in the hick part of town where the theives are so dumb they yank out the AM/FM radio you shoved in your truck to listen to the talk shows on the way to and from work.. ( actualy happened a few weeks back) i hope they get their whole damn dollar for it too when they go to sell it.