Some 1 has 2 much free time

[Venom]

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
>
> ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
>
> MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
>
> SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z '
>
> A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I ' M A DOT IN
>PLACE
>
> THE EARTHQUAKES! : When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
>
And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you
> rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each
>letter
> only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
>
> Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! But
>isn't that interesting!

[Buffalo Six]

:-? :rockin:

[Tach Deneva]

CORPORAL VENOM: When you rearrange the letters: MORE VOCAL PORN

:salut:

TD

[Featherhorse]

Oh Yeah! Uh Huh!
Oh Baby! Uh Uh Uh Uh UH!
That's it, Uh Huh!
Spank Dat Ass!

Teacher: Mr. "Venom", how many times must I tell you that school computers are not to be used to access non acedemic content.

Venom: Can I finish what I'm doing please? I'm almost done.

Teacher: Very well, but let's not this happen again, shall we?

Venom: Yes ma'am.

Take it! You know you need it!
I'm gonna give you something you need, Baby!
Here it comes.
Ahhhhhhhh!

Venom: Psssttt, what was the teacher talking about?

Student: Something about taking the speakers off of your PC.