Cincinnati Bengals

This is the general discussion area. Everyone is welcome, but you must register to post.

Moderator: RLG MGMT Team

Post Reply
Madrus
Posts: 707
Joined: 29 Jun 2002, 22:09
Location: San Angelo, TX
Contact:

Cincinnati Bengals

Post by Madrus »

Just thought you guys would like to see next year's Cincinnati Bengal's schedule. I think they play in the NFL, but I am not sure. They were just voted the worst franchise in all of pro sports - I think 118 out of 118.

> September 15 Norwood Jr. High School

> September 22 Cub Scout Troop 121

> September 29 Cincinnati Academy for the Blind

> October 6 Spanish American War Veterans

> October 13 Oakley Disabled Children's Home

> October 20 Drake Long Term State Rehabilation Hospital

> November 3 Ohio VP Clinic Post #3

> November 10 Cincinnati Boy's Choir

> November 17 Korean Amputees

>

> Special Monday Night Game:

> December 9 Utopia Gay Boys

>

> RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR

> 1. When playing polio patients, Bengals must NOT disconnect knee

> braces.

> 2. When playing the Blind Academy, Bengals must not hide the

> football under jerseys.

>

> RULES THE SAME AS LAST YEAR

> 1. A touchdown (this means when the ball is carried over the goal

> line, for all Bengals fans who have never seen this one) is still worth 6 points.

> 2. The Bengals will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

> 3. The Bengals will be allowed to substitute with band members at

> any time during the course of a game.

> 4. The Bengals will be allowed 10 time outs as opposed to 3 for the

> opposing team.

> 5. The Bengals will be awarded a first down for each gain of 3

> yards or more.

>

> NAME CHANGE

> The Bengal's name will be changed to the Paul Brown Tampons asrffiey are'

> only good for one period and have no second string.
>

> PLAYER CHANGE

> The new quarterback will be Monica Lewinsky. She no doubt will blow

> a few, but she won't choke on the big ones.
"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away." --Barry Goldwater
[img]http://home.online.no/~rgt36/grafikk/fa-18-rot.gif[/img]
KODIAK
Posts: 2731
Joined: 17 Aug 2002, 21:06

Post by KODIAK »

Very nice!
It is not the technique that wins a fight, but the more furious mind - Kodiak WOF

You are stuck on stupid. I'm not going to answer that question! - Gen Honore, New Orleans Sep 05
Post Reply