Lessons in Peace

[Chowda]

Brian..... somehow this seems right up your alley

Enjoy!



>Subject: Peace Lessons
>
>With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace
>Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
>retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11,
>2001, and those who support terror.
>
>These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know
>how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of
>their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:
>
>1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
>conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas.
>
>They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the
>people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They
>will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to
>humanitarian.
>
>2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in
>the nose.
>
>3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry
>and they may try to hit you, so be careful.
>
>4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
>about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter.
>
>Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to
>undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a
>solution.
>
>Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are
>saying.
>
>5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
>correct.
>
>6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
>harder. Square in the nose.
>
>7. Repeat steps 2-6 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
>realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
>
>8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting
>victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people.
>
>It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
>
>We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and
>our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these.
>
>We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep
>getting hit in the nose.
>
>Lesson over, class dismissed

[Hammer]

hehe! i am going to go post this in the WCE cesspit at SimHQ...

[Kamikazi]

I just had a friend tell me this one yesterday! Great stuff.

Actually, I plan on doing my Final in Speech class (its a persuasive speech) on why we should be in Iraq right now. Of course I'm going to weave in some HARD blows on the local Green Party outfit. For those that don't know, our Green Party here on campus is highly anti-war (REGARDLESS of justification apparently) and even went so far as to wave a flag UPSIDE DOWN! Not only is it a HUGE disrespect to the very flag that allows them to speak against it, but it is also illegal to perform such an act.

Ugh...::dismounts soapbox::

[Softball]

hehe! i am going to go post this in the WCE cesspit at SimHQ...

Be careful, you might get banned. :lol:

I am surprised they have let it go as far as they have. Some of the posts in the WCE forum over there are in violation of their forum rules. I guess they don't have enough people to keep things in order over there.

[Hammer]

i have been making my jabs here and there in the WCE forum...

i can't find this post now - maybe deleted... prolly 'cause i titled the subject "Peaceniks..."

the problem is that those folks can not discuss, it is their way or no way for the most part... so i let them know how immature they are, as well as wrong on a lot of points, then tell them to knw what they are talking about before they open their mouth... suprisingly i have gotten no attacks back at me.

[Hammer]

damn, can't get a post deleted or banned.... found it!

http://www.simhq.com/simhq3/sims/boards ... 7;t=006579

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