I really enjoyed the "You can't handle the truth!" speech by Jack Nicholson in the courtroom with Tom Cruise. The speech happened aftyer the "You can't handle the truth!" comment. Was the film called "A Few Good Men" or something?
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
It is not the technique that wins a fight, but the more furious mind - Kodiak WOF
You are stuck on stupid. I'm not going to answer that question! - Gen Honore, New Orleans Sep 05
Ok, enough with the easy quotes. Here's a more difficult one:
For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.
I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious - Baron Munchausen
the 1st one is from Deep Blue Sea, by Samuel L. Jackson, shortly before being bitten in half by a giant shark.
The second one is from Event Horizon, by Sam Neil, as he goes absolutely nuts onboard the spaceship he designed, that has since been to hell and back...literally
How about, 'Water sucks, it really really sucks'
and 'That's a Powerbomb, courtesy of C,C,C, Captain Insano' (both from the same film)