30 Cheesy pick up lines

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Falker
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30 Cheesy pick up lines

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30 Cheesy pick up lines
I cleaned it up a bit :)



(1) Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

(2) I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.

(3) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

(4) Are you a surgeon? cause you've just took my heart away!

(5) There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

(6) My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it.

(7) I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

(8 ) As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

(9) I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

(10) You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

(11) Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

(12) Bond. James Bond

(13) I'm not wearing any pants.

(14) True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to
catch and mount back at my place.

(15--(and my favorite) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

(16) Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

(17) Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

(19) Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

(20) I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince

(21) Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

(22) Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

(23) Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

(24) Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor

(25) I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

(26) I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

(27) Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

(28 ) I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples

(29) Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

(30) You know , you make my software turn to hardware
We're in the pipe , five by five.
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VEGETA
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Post by VEGETA »

I like this one. One I can even see myself using some time lol PDT_Armataz_01_12

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
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Post by PanzerMeyer »

My main pickup lines in high school were simply "Do you have the time?" and "You look familiar. Have we met before?".
I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious - Baron Munchausen
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Post by VEGETA »

In collage and University I went after the Smart girls so pickup lines are useless. Usually study dates where more effective as that way they get to know you and then you can go out and do thigns after that

Best use I have seen for pickup lines was when 3 of us went out, and the other 2 decided to have a competition of who could get slapped the most. So cheesy BAD pickup lines worked best. I just wish I had a camera PDT_Armataz_01_12 Was also fun when when one of them had a beer pored over them
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