The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[VEGETA]

*50° Fahrenheit (10° C)*

* New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
* Canadians plant gardens.

*40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)*

* Californians shiver uncontrollably.
* Canadians Sunbathe.

*35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)*

* Italian Cars won't start
* Canadians drive with the windows down

*32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)*

* Distilled water freezes
* Canadian water get thicker.

*0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)*

* New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
* Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

*-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)*

* Hollywood disintegrates.
* Canadians rent some videos.

*-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)*

* Mt. St. Helens freezes.
* Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

*-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)*

* Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
* Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

*-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)*

* Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
* Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

*-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)*

* Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
* Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

*-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)*

* Hell freezes over.
* The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[Nemisis]

LOL, Could almost be mistaken for the Scottish temperature conversion chart.

[PanzerMeyer]

That was good Veg!

One of these days I have to take a trip up to Canada AND Scotland. Maybe I can find me some hot red headed Scottish lassie. lol

[VEGETA]

ya but u do know its legal for girls to go topless in Ontario Canada right tho never seen it but hear you see it sometimes at the beach lol

[daofcmacg]

If you check the history of the maple leaf's they go back all the way to 1931 with victories and pretty much dominated for a long stretch. Now the Black Hawks are a different story all together (1933-34, 1937-38 respectively).

My Chicago teams love to keep us hoping ya know! Cubbies 100 year anniversary, Black Hawks damn near 100 years, bears going on 21 years but only one in Super Bowl history with only two trips (the oldest team in the freakin NFL) but they have a ton of championships! Sox I will forgive them but I got this feelin it will be a minute. Bulls, the two three peats are dead and buried time for some more rings.

DA